Daily Dad Jokes
Bottom 5 bombs
The Hall of Shame
The jokes that bombed so hard they showed up on the Richter scale. Ranked, mercilessly, by how many people walked away.
1
🗑️
I asked my sandwich to keep a secret.
It said its lips were sealed because it was wrapped.
Flop level: swing and a miss
50% rejected
2
🤡
Why did the bee get married?
He finally found his honey.
Flop level: swing and a miss
33% rejected
3
🙈
Why don't skeletons ever fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Flop level: swing and a miss
33% rejected
4
I returned my library book late.
The librarian said it was overdue for a plot twist.
Flop level: swing and a miss
33% rejected
5
I asked my dog what two minus two is.
He said nothing.
Flop level: swing and a miss
28% rejected
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